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I Think I’m in Love
September 15th, 2008 by Perry
I’m not quite sure if this is enough to make me overlook the fact that she’s uber-underqualified to be a vice presidential pick, but I just learned to like Sarah Palin ever so slightly more. Why? Well, she smoked some pot. Not only was she a beauty queen in the 80’s (I’m betting she did blow all over the place in a Pat Benatar haircut, there’s just no proof), but she lived in a town of less than 25,000. There’s exactly three ways to live in a town of less than 25,000: you can join a religious group, you can do drugs or you can follow your parents there against your will. I guess we know which one she chose. C’mere you sexy, small-town librarian you.
