Chong Waxes Poetically About Michael Jackson
June 29th, 2009 by Russ
In a short piece written for CelebStoner, stoner patriarch, Tommy Chong relives and rewrites a little Jackson 5 history, as well as offering up some mighty strange nuggets of advice for the now deceased pop-star.
The Chonger jovially reflects on a time when the Jackson 5 opened for Chong’s group, Bobby Taylor and The Vancouvers. As the tale goes, Bobby Taylor initiated the meeting between the Jackson family and Motown record label founder, Berry Gordy. Once offered a contract by Gordy, Joe Jackson brought it back to Chong for an unusually sober perusal. Chong recalls:
When Joe Jackson brought me the contract, there was a window of opportunity where I could have become their manager, but the thought didn’t cross my mind until decades later.
And so a pairing for the ages was missed by just that much. One can only imagine how far little Michael Jackson would have gone in a parallel universe where his raw music talents were guided by the subtle genius of the Up in Smoke star. We may have been blessed with such pop-mega hits as: You Wanna Be Starting Something (Because My Joint is Kicked), The Doob is Mine, and Black or White (Cookies are Groovy When You’ve Got the Munchies).
Leave the weird shit alone. Sing and dance, Michael – that’s all we wanted you to do… Have a safe and interesting journey, Michael. We will see you when you reappear in another body. We will know it’s you when you open your mouth and the “magic” comes out. We will know.
Don’t try to translate that last bit into English. Just blaze one up and absorb.
Arnold on Pot, Explains Everything
September 25th, 2008 by PerryWell, at least now we know why the governator wasn’t solving our budget problems… he was too busy toking up with Tommy Chong.
Knowing this, and looking back at the media shots for his movie Twins, I can’t help but forgive him. I mean, how can you get mad at that face? You just can’t. Continue Reading
The I Chong: Meditations from the Joint
August 9th, 2006 by Alex
Tommy has combined part childhood memior, part jail time experience, and part spiritual advice into something as unique as he is. The book hits personal notes while recounting Tommy’s half Irish / half Chinese heritage. Small things, like the fact he still leaves his doors unlocked even after a massive police raid, give you an endearing glimpse into his personality. Shit, only Tommy Chong can tell you to “enjoy the ride” if you’re going to prison.
This book delves into the life and thoughts behind one of the most influential counter-culture icons of our current time. From having no direction to running an improv group to starring in movies, being an entrepeneuer and going to prison – Tommy Chong has lived a life others can only imagine. Check this book out and experience a life synonymous with counter-culture and the good and bad that comes with it.
