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Keith Richards Combines Dad, Blow
April 3rd, 2007 by Alex
It takes something really unique to make me do a double take on a drug-related article. Well, Keith Richards, congratulations. You got me.
Quoted from the UK music mag, NME, Richards said:
The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father…
He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.
I don’t know what’s worse, having a mental picture of Keith actually mixing his dad with some of Columbia’s finest or just staring at this picture.
Keith Richards isn’t even human anymore, he looks like a salvaged 1950’s leather car seat with a skeleton crammed inside. I guess this puts to rest the notion that all guys who rock mustaches are badass.
[via Newsvine]
