Sheriff Arrested for Re-Selling Drugs & Ammo
November 2nd, 2006 by Alex
How to get the public to distrust it’s law enforcement officers - a tutorial by tFS:
First, make sure you are in a position that requires voters to elect you. Try and make it one that’s high up on the totem pole - like a sheriff for instance. Next, round up a gang of like minded individuals who are motivated to make the extra buck. You want some variety on this, really spread your troops around. I suggest a postal service employee, a probation officer, and then some regular Joes out on the street.
Next, start seizing and storing everything you can find - guns, drugs, steroids, - you name it. Here comes the critical part, use your position, its influence and your newly formed gang to re-sell everything you’ve confiscated back into the community. A great way to do this is by paying off a sheriff’s seargent to use his house as a distribution base.
What’s the last step? Enjoy the benefits for as long as possible, because eventually you’re going to get cornholed by the FBI and DEA in a massive raid that brings down everyone around you. Still, this is only hypothetical. Right?
[via Newsvine]
