Planning on getting so smashed at a friend’s Christmas party that you’ll need a gift ready to apologize? Forget someone important on your list and know a make-up present is due?

Don’t worry about it. theFreshScent has you covered with some last minute gifts that sure as hell won’t arrive by Christmas, but will make whoever gets them forget that you threw up all over the fruitcake and poinsettias.

From cheap to expensive, big to small, and in no particular order.

Check ‘em out:

1) Slingbox Pro-HD

Price: $250
Where: Info here / Purchase here
What: HD-Streaming video straight from your DVR to any web-connected device.

2) iPhone Gift Card

Price: $25 – $2500
Where: Info + Purchase here
What: The best touchscreen phone. Period. Only difference is this won’t break during shipping.

3) Manjunk Bodywash

Price: $20/bottle (Xmas Special = Buy 2, Get 1 Free)
Where: Info here / Purchase here
What: Personal wash for guys who don’t want their junk to smell like … well … junk.

4) 2009 Mishka Calendar

Price: $30
Where: Info + Purchase here
What: A classy calendar for 2009 – pierced sweeties and dope gear.

5) Art. Lebedev Umbrella

Price: $47
Where: Info + Purchase here
What: An umbrella that literally tells rain to go fuck off.

6) Fire & Flavor Rubs Gift Set

Price: $25 – $50
Where: Info + Purchase here
What: Make what you cook taste better: grilling planks, rubs, spice kits and more.

7) Book: Leary On Drugs

Price: $25 (w/ shipping)
Where: Info + Purchase here
What: A collection of writings by psychedelic mastermind Timothy Leary.

8) Volcano Vaporizer System

Price: $539 (Classic) / $669 (Digital)
Where: Info + Purchase here
What: Simply the best & healthiest smoking device on planet earth.

9) Drinxx Playing Cards

Price: $7.50
Where: Info + Purchase here
What: There’s 52 drink recipes on 52 playing cards – go ahead and invent your own drinking games.

10) BACTrack Breathalyzer

Price: $80
Where: Info here / Purchase here
What: Most accurate ‘mouthpiece-less’ breathalyzer – don’t get a DUI, they seriously suck.