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• Арестования
• , Казино
• , Dumbass

Бак не будет принятой валютой в Vegas

Это one 's. старая A. маленькая, июль `08, но damn если это не будет leading выбранным для Dumbass месяца.

Это homeboy имеет унция herb в его карманах, и вместо использования деньг наличных дег, он решает упасть некоторые nugs на таблице как wager. Даже лучше, он осуществляет он над-держало пари, и после этого принимает назад некоторые бутоны и аранжирует опрятную маленькую кучу над держа пари OBLASTью. Гений.

Удивительно, он был арестован в dumbass минут….

[через Fark] Спасибо, Ксавьер

• Над влиянием
• , Dumbass

Stoners в тумане = оригинале

Где-то в afterlife, Стив Irwin плачет. Почему? Потому что ever since его persona охотника крокодила стало популярным, люди unoriginal рвали его. Несчастливо, самый плохой вариант, котор я всегда видел как раз отделывал поверхность.

CelebStoner, и немного других источников, наклоненных мне до одно из stupidest anti-снадобья агитируют в существовании. Я говорю `одно' потому что после делать столбы как эти, трудно быть удивленным больше.

Будьте достаточным сказать, игры этого самые последние PSA на всех стереотипиях курильщицы засорителя которые debunked снова и снова: лениво, никак RABOTы, никак сведении, неудачно, etc оно как получать такой же shitty сандвич после того как дегустации я обернуто в сверкная новый упаковывать, содержание все еще тухло.

Если вы хотите расточительствовать некоторое время, то проверите вне Stoners в тумане кампания. Я предлагаю наблюдать его пока максимум, оно весьма забавляет.

• Арестования
• , Кокаин
• , Dumbass
• , Марихуана

Избегите ударить положение патрулируйте автомобили @ 70mph

Было промежутком времени в виду того что кто-то имеет прямую-вне квалифицированную для нашего dumbass категория, но эта ванта приносят игру к всему новому уровню.

Вместо полиций фактическ для того чтобы обусловить он делал что-то противозаконное и после этого арестовать его, 54 года - старый водитель (изображенный выше) решил хлопнуть его Chevy Malibu в крейсер полиций на 70 миль в час.

После присутствовать на к офицеру с небольшими ушибами, найденные полиции 43 фунта марихуаны в его хоботе. Они также нашли немного smoked соединения и итогов трассировки кокаина. После того как все вычислялось вне, водитель был поручен при владение кокаина, управляя под влиянием и торговать.

Если будет любой урок, котор будут учить здесь преступники, то должно быть покупкой redbull, котор нужно держать awake и не делает кокаин пока вы управляете. Dumbass.

[через Местные 6]

• Advertising
• , Conservatives
• , Dumbass
• , Mark-Souder
• , Tucker-Carlson

Tucker Carlson Owns Congressman

Life tends to throw curveballs every once in a while, so I try to stay prepared. However, something that no one could prepare me for was this video of Tucker Carlson laying a verbal smackdown on the ultra-conservative congressman, Rep. Mark Souder.

This clip is great on many levels:

• It’s always fun to see a political hot-air bag sputter out total bullshit answers to very straight forward questions
• Tucker’s smug expression during the majority of the interview had to be infuriating for the congressman
• Tucker admits to knowing “many” casual pot smokers and flat out tells the congressman he is wrong

I’d feel bad for Mark Souder, but he’s brought this on himself. It’s crystal clear that he is the result of when political agendas and rhetoric overtake the rational, thinking mind.

Even Marc Emery has a bone to pick with this guy.

Tucker Carlson: 1
Conservative Politicians: 0

• Dumbass
• , Marijuana

Golf Bloggers Shouldn’t Give Life Lessons

Michelle Wie taking advice from someone who was neither highly-successful nor popular at a young age is laughable at best. Still, let’s break this piece of garbage down:

Back in May, I blogged about a troubling study that revealed the “2005 National Collegiate Athletic Association survey of a sampling of golfers indicated … marijuana use by 25 percent, according to the NCAA.” That’s right, A QUARTER of U.S. college golfers tested smoke grass!

This survey of a sampling that Mark Nessmith is talking about was actually conducted anonymously. In other words, this quasi-solid study doesn’t necessarily represent the entire NCAA golfing population and basing his assumptions on it is dangerous at best.

As a professional golfer and Nike pitchwoman, I know Michelle is not eligible for the Stanford golf team. But I’d be willing to bet she ends up spending a good bit of time with collegiate golfers there.

Michelle, I have to assume you’re reading this (if not, Jesse can pass it along), I have some advice for you:

Perhaps you’d have to be high to think you’ll ever win on the PGA Tour, and it might be tempting to go along with the college golf crowd, but PLEASE say no to drugs. You’ve just got too much to do and too many things to accomplish. And remember, quitters never win. Don’t be no fool, stay in school.

Seriously? “Don’t be no fool, stay in school?” That’s probably the lamest thing I’ve read yet this month and that takes some skill.

I suppose Michelle should never be allowed to drink a beer or smoke a cigarette? How about eat a Krispy Kreme? Those are all unhealthy for her! Can’t Mr. Morality help Michelle make more life decisions?

I’ve got an idea, how about this guy lets a 17 year old girl who’s already accomplished more than him make up her own mind and live life the way she wants to? Being accepted to Stanford deserves a congratulations, not a weak attempt at being the PGA’s version of DARE.

• Arrests
• , Dumbass
• , Marijuana

Teenager Busted Selling Pot on MySpace

David Carroll, your normal pro-weed / anti-thinking teenager got busted for trying to sell pot over the internet. With a profile that mentioned marijuana in multiple places, Carroll admitted having access to it & had pictures of himself blazed.

Undercover officers contacted the kid and he agreed to sell them 2 ounces of buds. Carroll met them at a local gas station and was arrested immediately. NBC 2 reports that, “the police say checking what kids post on websites like MySpace is becoming a top priority for their department.”

This obviously isn’t the smartest idea ever. Just ask the people who got busted attempting the exact same thing on CraigsList. Also, it looks like authorities have taken down his MySpace profile because exhaustive searching has netted zero results.

Hopefully, anyone that reads this site and smokes herb is smart enough not to try and sell any over the internet. Spread the word.

[via NBC 2]

• Dumbass
• , Grow-Op
• , Marijuana

Think Before You Fight

Ah yes, it’s been a while since a complete moron has shown up on the news radar, but not anymore.

Nicholas Loiola, 27, got into a serious fight with his brother. A big enough one for police to be called in to stop the show. Unfortunately for Nicholas, that’s not the only thing they stopped.

Upon entering the home, officers smelled a very familiar plant. A search warrant was put into motion, and before Nicholas knew what hit him, his house was being searched from top to bottom.

This time, just searching the top was enough. In the attic, police found 50+ marijuana plants weighing over 10 pounds. They also found a MAC-11 9mm pistol and a Glock 9mm semi-auto pistol.

So, first let’s check out the felony charges: four counts of third-degree criminal possession of a weapon, three counts of first-degree criminal possession of marijuana and fourth-degree criminal possession of stolen property. And now the misdemeanors; second-degree menacing, fourth-degree criminal mischief and unlawful possession of marijuana. Ouch.

Described as a “sophisticated marijuana growing operation,” it’s ironic that Nicholas didn’t have the brains to avoid situations where police are invited into his home. Oh well, lesson learned the hard way I guess.

[via The Journal News]