O potenciômetro não é uma moeda corrente aceitada em Vegas
Setembro 17o, 2008 perto AlexEste um' S.A. pouco velho, julho do `08, mas dum raio se não for o candidato principal para Dumbass do mês.
Este homeboy tem onça do herb em seus bolsos, e em vez de usar o dinheiro do dinheiro, decide-se deixar cair alguns nugs na tabela como um wager. Mesmo melhor, realiza que é sobre-apostou, e fêz exame então para trás de alguns buds e arranja um excesso pequeno puro da pilha a área apostando. Gênio.
Não surprisingly, foi prendido em dumbass dos minutos….
[através de Fark] Agradecimentos, Javier
Stoners na névoa = no original
Abril 22o, 2008 perto Alex
Em algum lugar no afterlife, Steve Irwin está gritando. Por que? Porque sempre desde que seu persona do caçador do crocodilo se tornou popular, os povos do unoriginal o têm rasgado fora. Infelizmente, a versão que a mais má eu vi sempre aplainou apenas.
CelebStoner, e algumas outras fontes, derrubadas me fora a uma da anti-droga a mais stupidest fazem campanha na existência. Eu digo o `um de' porque após ter feito bornes como estes, é duro ser surpreendido mais.
Baste dizer, os jogos os mais atrasados deste PSA em todos os stereotypes do smoker da erva daninha que debunked repetidas vezes: preguiçosos, nenhumas atividades, nenhuns inteligência, mal sucedido, etc.… É como começar o mesmo sanduíche shitty do gosto envolvido em empacotar novo sparkling, os índices é ainda rotten.
Se você quiser desperdiçar alguma hora, verifique para fora Stoners na névoa campanha. Eu sugiro prestar-lhe atenção quando a elevação, ele divertir extremamente.
Evite de bater os carros @ 70mph da patrulha do estado
Março 8o, 2007 perto Alex
For um quando desde que alguém tem reto-para fora qualificado para o nosso dumbass a categoria, mas este guy traz o jogo a um nível novo inteiro.
Em vez das polícias de espera para determinar realmente fazia algo ilegal e para prendê-lo então, os 54 anos - excitador velho (retratado acima) decidido bater seu Chevy Malibu em um cruzador das polícias em 70 milhas por a hora.
Após atender ao oficial com os ferimentos menores, polícias encontradas 43 libras do marijuana em seu tronco. Encontraram também algumas junções e quantidades de traço smoked de cocaína. Depois que tudo foi figurado para fora, o excitador foi carregado com a possessão da cocaína, dirigindo sob a influência e traficar.
Se houver qualquer lição a ser aprendida aqui por criminosos, tem que ser compra um o redbull para manter-se yourself acordado e não faz a cocaína quando você dirigir. Dumbass.
[através de Local 6]
Tucker Carlson Owns Congressman
February 13th, 2007 by AlexLife tends to throw curveballs every once in a while, so I try to stay prepared. However, something that no one could prepare me for was this video of Tucker Carlson laying a verbal smackdown on the ultra-conservative congressman, Rep. Mark Souder.
This clip is great on many levels:
- It’s always fun to see a political hot-air bag sputter out total bullshit answers to very straight forward questions
- Tucker’s smug expression during the majority of the interview had to be infuriating for the congressman
- Tucker admits to knowing “many” casual pot smokers and flat out tells the congressman he is wrong
I’d feel bad for Mark Souder, but he’s brought this on himself. It’s crystal clear that he is the result of when political agendas and rhetoric overtake the rational, thinking mind.
Even Marc Emery has a bone to pick with this guy.
Tucker Carlson: 1
Conservative Politicians: 0
Golf Bloggers Shouldn’t Give Life Lessons
December 21st, 2006 by Alex
Michelle Wie taking advice from someone who was neither highly-successful nor popular at a young age is laughable at best. Still, let’s break this piece of garbage down:
Back in May, I blogged about a troubling study that revealed the “2005 National Collegiate Athletic Association survey of a sampling of golfers indicated … marijuana use by 25 percent, according to the NCAA.” That’s right, A QUARTER of U.S. college golfers tested smoke grass!
This survey of a sampling that Mark Nessmith is talking about was actually conducted anonymously. In other words, this quasi-solid study doesn’t necessarily represent the entire NCAA golfing population and basing his assumptions on it is dangerous at best.
As a professional golfer and Nike pitchwoman, I know Michelle is not eligible for the Stanford golf team. But I’d be willing to bet she ends up spending a good bit of time with collegiate golfers there.
Michelle, I have to assume you’re reading this (if not, Jesse can pass it along), I have some advice for you:
Perhaps you’d have to be high to think you’ll ever win on the PGA Tour, and it might be tempting to go along with the college golf crowd, but PLEASE say no to drugs. You’ve just got too much to do and too many things to accomplish. And remember, quitters never win. Don’t be no fool, stay in school.
Seriously? “Don’t be no fool, stay in school?” That’s probably the lamest thing I’ve read yet this month and that takes some skill.
I suppose Michelle should never be allowed to drink a beer or smoke a cigarette? How about eat a Krispy Kreme? Those are all unhealthy for her! Can’t Mr. Morality help Michelle make more life decisions?
I’ve got an idea, how about this guy lets a 17 year old girl who’s already accomplished more than him make up her own mind and live life the way she wants to? Being accepted to Stanford deserves a congratulations, not a weak attempt at being the PGA’s version of DARE.
Teenager Busted Selling Pot on MySpace
December 15th, 2006 by Alex
David Carroll, your normal pro-weed / anti-thinking teenager got busted for trying to sell pot over the internet. With a profile that mentioned marijuana in multiple places, Carroll admitted having access to it & had pictures of himself blazed.
Undercover officers contacted the kid and he agreed to sell them 2 ounces of buds. Carroll met them at a local gas station and was arrested immediately. NBC 2 reports that, “the police say checking what kids post on websites like MySpace is becoming a top priority for their department.”
This obviously isn’t the smartest idea ever. Just ask the people who got busted attempting the exact same thing on CraigsList. Also, it looks like authorities have taken down his MySpace profile because exhaustive searching has netted zero results.
Hopefully, anyone that reads this site and smokes herb is smart enough not to try and sell any over the internet. Spread the word.
[via NBC 2]
Think Before You Fight
December 7th, 2006 by Alex
Ah yes, it’s been a while since a complete moron has shown up on the news radar, but not anymore.
Nicholas Loiola, 27, got into a serious fight with his brother. A big enough one for police to be called in to stop the show. Unfortunately for Nicholas, that’s not the only thing they stopped.
Upon entering the home, officers smelled a very familiar plant. A search warrant was put into motion, and before Nicholas knew what hit him, his house was being searched from top to bottom.
This time, just searching the top was enough. In the attic, police found 50+ marijuana plants weighing over 10 pounds. They also found a MAC-11 9mm pistol and a Glock 9mm semi-auto pistol.
So, first let’s check out the felony charges: four counts of third-degree criminal possession of a weapon, three counts of first-degree criminal possession of marijuana and fourth-degree criminal possession of stolen property. And now the misdemeanors; second-degree menacing, fourth-degree criminal mischief and unlawful possession of marijuana. Ouch.
Described as a “sophisticated marijuana growing operation,” it’s ironic that Nicholas didn’t have the brains to avoid situations where police are invited into his home. Oh well, lesson learned the hard way I guess.
[via The Journal News]
