De pot is geen Toegelaten Munt in Vegas
17 september, 2008 langs AlexDit zijn. a. oud weinig, Juli van `08, maar vloek als het niet de belangrijke kandidaat voor is Dumbass van de Maand.
Dit homeboy heeft ons van kruid in zijn zakken, en in plaats van het gebruiken van contant geldgeld, beslist hij sommige nugs op de lijst als wager te laten vallen. Nog beter, realiseert hij hij wordt over-gewed, en dan neemt terug sommige knoppen en schikt een keurige kleine stapel over het het wedden gebied. Genie.
Zoals te verwachten, werd hij gearresteerd in notulen… dumbass.
[via Fark] Dank, Javier
Ontpitters in de Mist = Origineel
22 april, 2008 langs Alex
Ergens in het verdere leven, schreeuwt Steve Irwin. Waarom? Omdat sinds zijn persona van de Jager van de Krokodil populair werd, de unoriginalmensen het weg hebben gescheurd. Jammer genoeg, is de slechtste versie die ik net opgedoken ooit heb gezien.
CelebStoner, en een paar andere bronnen, waarschuwden me aan één van de meest stupidest antidrugcampagnes bestaand. Ik zeg `één van' omdat na het doen van posten als deze, is het moeilijk om meer worden verrast.
Ben te zeggen voldoende, dit recentste PSA spelen op alle stereotypen van de onkruidroker die debunked opnieuw en opnieuw zijn geweest: niet succesvolle lui, geen activiteiten, geen intelligentie, etc… Het is als het krijgen van de zelfde shitty proevende sandwich die in het fonkelen nieuwe verpakking wordt verpakt, is de inhoud nog rot.
Als u wat tijd wilt verspillen, controleer Ontpitters in de Mist campagne. Ik stel voor lettend op het terwijl hoogte, is het uiterst amuserend.
Vermijd rakend de Auto's @ 70mph van de Patrouille van de Staat
8 maart, 2007 langs Alex
Het is een tijdje geweest aangezien iemand straight-out gekwalificeerd voor ons heeft dumbass de categorie, maar deze kerel brengen het spel op een geheel nieuw niveau.
In plaats van het wachten op politie eigenlijk om te bepalen deed hij onwettig iets en arresteert hem dan, besliste de 54 (hierboven) voorgestelde éénjarigenbestuurder dicht te slaan zijn Chevy Malibu in een politiekruiser bij 70 mijlen per uur.
Na het aanwezig zijn bij de ambtenaar met minder belangrijke verwondingen, gevonden politie 43 ponden van marihuana in zijn boomstam. Zij vonden ook een paar gerookte verbindingen en spoorhoeveelheden cocaïne. Nadat alles werd berekend, werd de bestuurder belast met onder de invloed drijft en bezit dat van cocaïne, handel drijft.
Als er om het even welke les dat hier door misdadigers moet worden geleerd is, moet het zijn koopt een redbull om wakker te houden en doet geen cocaïne terwijl u drijft. Dumbass.
[via Lokale 6]
Tucker Carlson Owns Congressman
February 13th, 2007 by AlexLife tends to throw curveballs every once in a while, so I try to stay prepared. However, something that no one could prepare me for was this video of Tucker Carlson laying a verbal smackdown on the ultra-conservative congressman, Rep. Mark Souder.
This clip is great on many levels:
- It’s always fun to see a political hot-air bag sputter out total bullshit answers to very straight forward questions
- Tucker’s smug expression during the majority of the interview had to be infuriating for the congressman
- Tucker admits to knowing “many” casual pot smokers and flat out tells the congressman he is wrong
I’d feel bad for Mark Souder, but he’s brought this on himself. It’s crystal clear that he is the result of when political agendas and rhetoric overtake the rational, thinking mind.
Even Marc Emery has a bone to pick with this guy.
Tucker Carlson: 1
Conservative Politicians: 0
Golf Bloggers Shouldn’t Give Life Lessons
December 21st, 2006 by Alex
Michelle Wie taking advice from someone who was neither highly-successful nor popular at a young age is laughable at best. Still, let’s break this piece of garbage down:
Back in May, I blogged about a troubling study that revealed the “2005 National Collegiate Athletic Association survey of a sampling of golfers indicated … marijuana use by 25 percent, according to the NCAA.” That’s right, A QUARTER of U.S. college golfers tested smoke grass!
This survey of a sampling that Mark Nessmith is talking about was actually conducted anonymously. In other words, this quasi-solid study doesn’t necessarily represent the entire NCAA golfing population and basing his assumptions on it is dangerous at best.
As a professional golfer and Nike pitchwoman, I know Michelle is not eligible for the Stanford golf team. But I’d be willing to bet she ends up spending a good bit of time with collegiate golfers there.
Michelle, I have to assume you’re reading this (if not, Jesse can pass it along), I have some advice for you:
Perhaps you’d have to be high to think you’ll ever win on the PGA Tour, and it might be tempting to go along with the college golf crowd, but PLEASE say no to drugs. You’ve just got too much to do and too many things to accomplish. And remember, quitters never win. Don’t be no fool, stay in school.
Seriously? “Don’t be no fool, stay in school?” That’s probably the lamest thing I’ve read yet this month and that takes some skill.
I suppose Michelle should never be allowed to drink a beer or smoke a cigarette? How about eat a Krispy Kreme? Those are all unhealthy for her! Can’t Mr. Morality help Michelle make more life decisions?
I’ve got an idea, how about this guy lets a 17 year old girl who’s already accomplished more than him make up her own mind and live life the way she wants to? Being accepted to Stanford deserves a congratulations, not a weak attempt at being the PGA’s version of DARE.
Teenager Busted Selling Pot on MySpace
December 15th, 2006 by Alex
David Carroll, your normal pro-weed / anti-thinking teenager got busted for trying to sell pot over the internet. With a profile that mentioned marijuana in multiple places, Carroll admitted having access to it & had pictures of himself blazed.
Undercover officers contacted the kid and he agreed to sell them 2 ounces of buds. Carroll met them at a local gas station and was arrested immediately. NBC 2 reports that, “the police say checking what kids post on websites like MySpace is becoming a top priority for their department.”
This obviously isn’t the smartest idea ever. Just ask the people who got busted attempting the exact same thing on CraigsList. Also, it looks like authorities have taken down his MySpace profile because exhaustive searching has netted zero results.
Hopefully, anyone that reads this site and smokes herb is smart enough not to try and sell any over the internet. Spread the word.
[via NBC 2]
Think Before You Fight
December 7th, 2006 by Alex
Ah yes, it’s been a while since a complete moron has shown up on the news radar, but not anymore.
Nicholas Loiola, 27, got into a serious fight with his brother. A big enough one for police to be called in to stop the show. Unfortunately for Nicholas, that’s not the only thing they stopped.
Upon entering the home, officers smelled a very familiar plant. A search warrant was put into motion, and before Nicholas knew what hit him, his house was being searched from top to bottom.
This time, just searching the top was enough. In the attic, police found 50+ marijuana plants weighing over 10 pounds. They also found a MAC-11 9mm pistol and a Glock 9mm semi-auto pistol.
So, first let’s check out the felony charges: four counts of third-degree criminal possession of a weapon, three counts of first-degree criminal possession of marijuana and fourth-degree criminal possession of stolen property. And now the misdemeanors; second-degree menacing, fourth-degree criminal mischief and unlawful possession of marijuana. Ouch.
Described as a “sophisticated marijuana growing operation,” it’s ironic that Nicholas didn’t have the brains to avoid situations where police are invited into his home. Oh well, lesson learned the hard way I guess.
[via The Journal News]
