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• Arresti
• , Casino
• , Dumbass

Il POT non è una valuta accettata in Vegas

Questo suo. A. piccolo vecchio, luglio di `08, ma maledetto se non è il candidato principale per Dumbass del mese.

Questo homeboy ha oncia dell'erba in sue tasche ed invece di usando i soldi dei contanti, decide cadere alcuni nugs sulla tabella come wager. Ancora migliore, realizza che è sopra-scommetteva ed allora prende indietro alcuni germogli e che organizza un'eccedenza piccola accurata del mucchio la zona scommettente. Genius.

Non sorprendentemente, è stato arrestato nei dumbass di minuti….

[via Fark] Ringraziamenti, Javier

• Sopra l'influenza
• , Dumbass

Snocciolatori nella foschia = nell'originale

In qualche luogo nel afterlife, Steve Irwin sta gridando. Perchè? Poiché da quando il suo persona del cacciatore del coccodrillo è diventato popolare, la gente di unoriginal sta strappandolo fuori. Purtroppo, la versione che più difettosa avessi visto mai è emerso appena.

CelebStonered alcune altre fonti, capovolte me fuori ad una della anti-droga più stupidest fa una campagna in atto. Dico il `uno di' perché dopo avere fatto gli alberini come questi, è duro da essere sorprendo altro.

Basti dire, giochi di questo ultimi PSA su tutti gli stereotipi del fumatore dell'erbaccia che debunked diverse volte: pigri, nessun attività, nessun intelligenza, infruttuoso, ecc… È come ottenere lo stesso panino shitty dell'assaggio spostato nel nuovo imballaggio scintillante, il soddisfare è ancora marcio.

Se desiderate sprecare un certo tempo, verific Snocciolatori nella foschia campagna. Suggerisco guardarlo mentre il high, esso estremamente sta divertendo.

• Arresti
• , Cocaina
• , Dumbass
• , Marijuana

Eviti di colpire dichiarano gli automobili @ 70mph della pattuglia

È stato un istante poiché qualcuno ha diritto-fuori qualificato per il nostro dumbass la categoria, ma questo tipo porta il gioco ad un nuovo livello intero.

Anziché la polizia attendente realmente per determinare stava facendo qualche cosa di illegale ed allora arrestarlo, il driver di 54 anni (descritto sopra) ha deciso sbattere il suo Chevy Malibu in un incrociatore della polizia a 70 miglia all'ora.

Dopo avere assistito all'ufficiale con le lesioni non gravi, la polizia ha trovato 43 libbre di marijuana nel suo tronco. Inoltre hanno trovato alcuni giunti e tracce affumicati di cocaina. Dopo che tutto sia calcolato fuori, il driver è stato caricato del possesso di cocaina, movente sotto l'influenza ed il traffico.

Se ci è qualunque lezione da imparare qui dai criminali, deve essere buy un redbull per mantenersi sveglio e non fa la cocaina mentre state guidando. Dumbass.

[via Local 6]

• Advertising
• , Conservatives
• , Dumbass
• , Mark-Souder
• , Tucker-Carlson

Tucker Carlson Owns Congressman

Life tends to throw curveballs every once in a while, so I try to stay prepared. However, something that no one could prepare me for was this video of Tucker Carlson laying a verbal smackdown on the ultra-conservative congressman, Rep. Mark Souder.

This clip is great on many levels:

• It’s always fun to see a political hot-air bag sputter out total bullshit answers to very straight forward questions
• Tucker’s smug expression during the majority of the interview had to be infuriating for the congressman
• Tucker admits to knowing “many” casual pot smokers and flat out tells the congressman he is wrong

I’d feel bad for Mark Souder, but he’s brought this on himself. It’s crystal clear that he is the result of when political agendas and rhetoric overtake the rational, thinking mind.

Even Marc Emery has a bone to pick with this guy.

Tucker Carlson: 1
Conservative Politicians: 0

• Dumbass
• , Marijuana

Golf Bloggers Shouldn’t Give Life Lessons

Michelle Wie taking advice from someone who was neither highly-successful nor popular at a young age is laughable at best. Still, let’s break this piece of garbage down:

Back in May, I blogged about a troubling study that revealed the “2005 National Collegiate Athletic Association survey of a sampling of golfers indicated … marijuana use by 25 percent, according to the NCAA.” That’s right, A QUARTER of U.S. college golfers tested smoke grass!

This survey of a sampling that Mark Nessmith is talking about was actually conducted anonymously. In other words, this quasi-solid study doesn’t necessarily represent the entire NCAA golfing population and basing his assumptions on it is dangerous at best.

As a professional golfer and Nike pitchwoman, I know Michelle is not eligible for the Stanford golf team. But I’d be willing to bet she ends up spending a good bit of time with collegiate golfers there.

Michelle, I have to assume you’re reading this (if not, Jesse can pass it along), I have some advice for you:

Perhaps you’d have to be high to think you’ll ever win on the PGA Tour, and it might be tempting to go along with the college golf crowd, but PLEASE say no to drugs. You’ve just got too much to do and too many things to accomplish. And remember, quitters never win. Don’t be no fool, stay in school.

Seriously? “Don’t be no fool, stay in school?” That’s probably the lamest thing I’ve read yet this month and that takes some skill.

I suppose Michelle should never be allowed to drink a beer or smoke a cigarette? How about eat a Krispy Kreme? Those are all unhealthy for her! Can’t Mr. Morality help Michelle make more life decisions?

I’ve got an idea, how about this guy lets a 17 year old girl who’s already accomplished more than him make up her own mind and live life the way she wants to? Being accepted to Stanford deserves a congratulations, not a weak attempt at being the PGA’s version of DARE.

• Arrests
• , Dumbass
• , Marijuana

Teenager Busted Selling Pot on MySpace

David Carroll, your normal pro-weed / anti-thinking teenager got busted for trying to sell pot over the internet. With a profile that mentioned marijuana in multiple places, Carroll admitted having access to it & had pictures of himself blazed.

Undercover officers contacted the kid and he agreed to sell them 2 ounces of buds. Carroll met them at a local gas station and was arrested immediately. NBC 2 reports that, “the police say checking what kids post on websites like MySpace is becoming a top priority for their department.”

This obviously isn’t the smartest idea ever. Just ask the people who got busted attempting the exact same thing on CraigsList. Also, it looks like authorities have taken down his MySpace profile because exhaustive searching has netted zero results.

Hopefully, anyone that reads this site and smokes herb is smart enough not to try and sell any over the internet. Spread the word.

[via NBC 2]

• Dumbass
• , Grow-Op
• , Marijuana

Think Before You Fight

Ah yes, it’s been a while since a complete moron has shown up on the news radar, but not anymore.

Nicholas Loiola, 27, got into a serious fight with his brother. A big enough one for police to be called in to stop the show. Unfortunately for Nicholas, that’s not the only thing they stopped.

Upon entering the home, officers smelled a very familiar plant. A search warrant was put into motion, and before Nicholas knew what hit him, his house was being searched from top to bottom.

This time, just searching the top was enough. In the attic, police found 50+ marijuana plants weighing over 10 pounds. They also found a MAC-11 9mm pistol and a Glock 9mm semi-auto pistol.

So, first let’s check out the felony charges: four counts of third-degree criminal possession of a weapon, three counts of first-degree criminal possession of marijuana and fourth-degree criminal possession of stolen property. And now the misdemeanors; second-degree menacing, fourth-degree criminal mischief and unlawful possession of marijuana. Ouch.

Described as a “sophisticated marijuana growing operation,” it’s ironic that Nicholas didn’t have the brains to avoid situations where police are invited into his home. Oh well, lesson learned the hard way I guess.

[via The Journal News]