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• Sobre la influencia
• , Dumbass

Deshuesadoras en la niebla = la original

En alguna parte en la vida futura, Steve Irwin está gritando. ¿Por qué? Porque desde entonces su personaje del cazador del cocodrilo llegó a ser popular, la gente del unoriginal lo ha estado rasgando apagado. Desafortunadamente, la versión peor que he visto siempre acaba de emerger.

CelebStoner, y algunas otras fuentes, inclinadas me apagado a una de la contra-droga más stupidest hacen campaña en existencia. Digo el `uno de' porque después de hacer los postes como éstos, es duro ser sorprendido más.

Sea suficiente decir, los juegos más últimos de este PSA en todos los estereotipos del fumador de la mala hierba que debunked repetidas veces: perezoso, ningunas actividades, ninguna inteligencia, fracasados, etc… es como conseguir el mismo emparedado shitty de la prueba envuelto en el nuevo empaquetado chispeante, el contenido sigue siendo putrefacto.

Si usted desea perder una cierta hora, compruebe hacia fuera Deshuesadoras en la niebla campaña. Sugiero mirarlo mientras que el colmo, él se está divirtiendo extremadamente.

• Detenciones
• , Cocaína
• , Dumbass
• , Marijuana

Evite de golpear los coches @ 70mph de la patrulla del estado

Ha sido un rato puesto que alguien tiene recto-hacia fuera cualificado para nuestro dumbass la categoría, pero este individuo trae el juego a un nuevo nivel entero.

En vez para del policía que esperaba para determinar realmente lo hacía algo ilegal y entonces arrestarlo, el conductor de 54 años (representado arriba) decidía a cerrar de golpe su Chevy Malibu en un crucero del policía en 70 millas por hora.

Después de atender al oficial con lesiones de menor importancia, el policía encontró 43 libras de la marijuana en su tronco. También encontraron algunos empalmes y cantidades de rastro smoked de cocaína. Después de que todo fuera calculado hacia fuera, el conductor fue cargado con la posesión de la cocaína, conduciendo bajo la influencia y traficar.

Si hay cualquier lección que se aprenderá aquí por los criminales, tiene que ser compra al redbull para mantenerse despierto y no hace la cocaína mientras que usted está conduciendo. Dumbass.

[vía Local 6]

• Publicidad
• , Conservadores
• , Dumbass
• , Marca-Souder
• , Tucker-Carlson

Tucker Carlson posee a miembro del Congreso

La vida tiende para lanzar los curveballs cada de vez en cuando, así que intento a la estancia preparada. Sin embargo, algo para el cual nadie podría prepararme era este vídeo de Tucker Carlson poniendo un smackdown verbal en el miembro del Congreso ultra-conservador, Representante. Marque Souder.

Este clip es grande en muchos niveles:

• Es siempre diversión para ver un bolso de aire caliente político farfullar hacia fuera respuestas totales del bullshit a las preguntas muy directas
• La expresión con aire satisfecho de Tucker durante la mayoría de la entrevista tuvo que enfurecerse para el miembro del Congreso
• Tucker admits to knowing “many” casual pot smokers and flat out tells the congressman he is wrong

I’d feel bad for Mark Souder, but he’s brought this on himself. It’s crystal clear that he is the result of when political agendas and rhetoric overtake the rational, thinking mind.

Even Marc Emery has a bone to pick with this guy.

Tucker Carlson: 1
Conservative Politicians: 0

• Dumbass
• , Marijuana

Golf Bloggers Shouldn’t Give Life Lessons

Michelle Wie taking advice from someone who was neither highly-successful nor popular at a young age is laughable at best. Still, let’s break this piece of garbage down:

Back in May, I blogged about a troubling study that revealed the “2005 National Collegiate Athletic Association survey of a sampling of golfers indicated … marijuana use by 25 percent, according to the NCAA.” That’s right, A QUARTER of U.S. college golfers tested smoke grass!

This survey of a sampling that Mark Nessmith is talking about was actually conducted anonymously. In other words, this quasi-solid study doesn’t necessarily represent the entire NCAA golfing population and basing his assumptions on it is dangerous at best.

As a professional golfer and Nike pitchwoman, I know Michelle is not eligible for the Stanford golf team. But I’d be willing to bet she ends up spending a good bit of time with collegiate golfers there.

Michelle, I have to assume you’re reading this (if not, Jesse can pass it along), I have some advice for you:

Perhaps you’d have to be high to think you’ll ever win on the PGA Tour, and it might be tempting to go along with the college golf crowd, but PLEASE say no to drugs. You’ve just got too much to do and too many things to accomplish. And remember, quitters never win. Don’t be no fool, stay in school.

Seriously? “Don’t be no fool, stay in school?” That’s probably the lamest thing I’ve read yet this month and that takes some skill.

I suppose Michelle should never be allowed to drink a beer or smoke a cigarette? How about eat a Krispy Kreme? Those are all unhealthy for her! Can’t Mr. Morality help Michelle make more life decisions?

I’ve got an idea, how about this guy lets a 17 year old girl who’s already accomplished more than him make up her own mind and live life the way she wants to? Being accepted to Stanford deserves a congratulations, not a weak attempt at being the PGA’s version of DARE.

• Arrests
• , Dumbass
• , Marijuana

Teenager Busted Selling Pot on MySpace

David Carroll, your normal pro-weed / anti-thinking teenager got busted for trying to sell pot over the internet. With a profile that mentioned marijuana in multiple places, Carroll admitted having access to it & had pictures of himself blazed.

Undercover officers contacted the kid and he agreed to sell them 2 ounces of buds. Carroll met them at a local gas station and was arrested immediately. NBC 2 reports that, “the police say checking what kids post on websites like MySpace is becoming a top priority for their department.”

This obviously isn’t the smartest idea ever. Just ask the people who got busted attempting the exact same thing on CraigsList. Also, it looks like authorities have taken down his MySpace profile because exhaustive searching has netted zero results.

Hopefully, anyone that reads this site and smokes herb is smart enough not to try and sell any over the internet. Spread the word.

[via NBC 2]

• Dumbass
• , Grow-Op
• , Marijuana

Think Before You Fight

Ah yes, it’s been a while since a complete moron has shown up on the news radar, but not anymore.

Nicholas Loiola, 27, got into a serious fight with his brother. A big enough one for police to be called in to stop the show. Unfortunately for Nicholas, that’s not the only thing they stopped.

Upon entering the home, officers smelled a very familiar plant. A search warrant was put into motion, and before Nicholas knew what hit him, his house was being searched from top to bottom.

This time, just searching the top was enough. In the attic, police found 50+ marijuana plants weighing over 10 pounds. They also found a MAC-11 9mm pistol and a Glock 9mm semi-auto pistol.

So, first let’s check out the felony charges: four counts of third-degree criminal possession of a weapon, three counts of first-degree criminal possession of marijuana and fourth-degree criminal possession of stolen property. And now the misdemeanors; second-degree menacing, fourth-degree criminal mischief and unlawful possession of marijuana. Ouch.

Described as a “sophisticated marijuana growing operation,” it’s ironic that Nicholas didn’t have the brains to avoid situations where police are invited into his home. Oh well, lesson learned the hard way I guess.

[via The Journal News]