Man Cools Down Hyper Cat with Weed
March 2nd, 2009 by Silvio
The little cat, Annie Mae (name changed,) just had one of those days. Who knows what ticked her off. Maybe the weather? Maybe the neighbor’s dog? Or maybe the lack of attention from her owner, 20-year-old Acea Schomaker (name not changed). Whatever it was, she went on and on and drove her loving owner up the walls.
That’s when animal loving Schomaker decided that what’s good for him, can’t be bad for that cat either. So he stuffed the cat in a box, made sure no air gets in or out with duct-tape, drilled two holes in the box and attached a garden hose and chillum to it. I guess a picture of that cat-bong is in order now, to help you visualize the concept:
Neighbors must have heard the cat fighting to get out, because they alarmed the police. They “rescued” Annie Mae, who was in what can only be described as a state of total bakedness. According to the officers, the feline “never moved all the way to the humane society.”
The cat apparently made a full recovery. Schomaker was released after paying a $400 fine on the arrest warrant, but is facing drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges.
The Cat’s Out the Bag, and Walking Funny
September 15th, 2008 by Perry
A recent study was done on the effects of marijuana exposure to cats.
Okay, for the sake of time we’re just going to ignore the search for the rationale behind why this study was done. Cutting right to the obvious, the article says keep your pets away from your drugs. Awesome advice. Not only are your lovable house pets not really made to handle it, it’s a waste of weed. And they probably aren’t paying for it, and who likes a mooch? For the good of your supply, and your house pet (since if you sit around smoking with a house pet you probably can’t or won’t pay the costly veterinary bills you will incur) try to keep second-hand smoke away from your pets.
