罐不是被接受的貨幣在維加斯
2008年9月17日 亞歷克斯這一.老一點， 7月`08，但，如果它不是主導的候選人為 月的Dumbass.
這homeboy有 盎司 草本在他的口袋和而不是使用現金金錢，他在桌決定投下一些nugs作為賭注。 更好，他體會他是在打賭了，然後收回有些芽并且安排整潔的小的堆打賭的區域。 天才。
毫不奇怪，他在分鐘… dumbass被拘捕了。
[通過 Fark]感謝， Javier
這裡您為一些大麻？ 大麻？!
2008年9月16日 佩里
FBI發表了計數的每年罪行統計 872,721 2007年為大麻財產拘捕的美國人。 差不多案件的90%是簡單的財產。 驚人， 12最人口眾多的狀態有醫藥大麻法律，一些您不可能為財產的地方被拘捕。
好夥計在 NORML (改革大麻法律的全國組織) 放下管子太久做相當一些驚人的演算。 總數代表百分之五增量，從去年，并且解決關於 一個罐吸煙者拘捕了每三十七秒.
一較少原因去堪薩斯
2008年9月16日 佩里
我可以只想像您感覺的悲痛是否您耕種莊稼的燃盡的最近幾個月您的生活，只有安排federales來(當您最後準備享用您的勞方時果子)佔領您的糞并且拘捕您。 然後冠上它，發現他們之後觀看您在照相機全部時間？ 壞蛋。
噢和這是最佳的part。 唯一的事 最近被實施的這，室外照相機操作真正地做了是移動操作戶內，因而改進園藝方法學創造大麻更強的張力。
井使用了，政府。 精采。
Dumbass在馬背上得到DUI
2007年4月4日 亞歷克斯
蜜蜂花Byrum約克， a 醉酒的農場工人 Sylvania，阿拉巴馬居民，充電以DUI為騎馬她的馬，當陶醉時。
在乘坐在交通和造成汽車避免她之後，警察叫入等式。 感覺像那裡是將做的更多，被決定的蜜蜂花逃避警察捕獲在樣式 猛撞警車 與她的馬，當設法逃脫時。
Too bad she got her feet caught in the stirrups while trying to jump off the horse and run. Eh, not so smooth.
After being cuffed and searched, police found some of that magical riding powder known as crystal meth accompanied by some weed, pills and a pipe.
What a surprise that someone out drunkenly riding a horse in the middle of the night through city streets might have a small drug and a large reasoning problem.
Congratulation Melissa, you’re our first Official Dumbass of the Month.
[via Newsvine]
Don’t Fuck with John Popper
March 9th, 2007 by Alex
John Popper and his pal Brian Gourgeois were arrested in Washington state for driving 111 mph.
Ok, people speed, fair enough. Then they found that John likes to partake in marijuana, as they found a small amount of pot and a pipe in his car. Then they found out that John likes to shoot things, is afraid of an upcoming apocalypse and perhaps likes to hunt humans at night.
It’s cool to collect guns, but bringing enough fire power to arm a Ugandan warlord might just be pushing the envelope. When police officers had a drug dog search his SUV, they found:
- 4 rifles
- 9 handguns
- 1 switchblade
- 1 taser
- 1 pair of nightvision goggles
- flashing emergency headlights
- a siren
- a public address system
John informed police that he installed all of these items into his car in preparation for a natural disaster.
I don’t know what sort of natural disasters strike Washington state, but usually things like emergency rations, communications equipment, candles, generators and clothing are what people stockpile. Not rifles, tasers and nightvision goggles.
John’s car was impounded and the Washington state police are charging him with misdemeanors. Perhaps he’s giving them the “Run Around?”
[Photos via Washington State Patrol/AP]
Avoid Hitting State Patrol Cars @ 70mph
March 8th, 2007 by Alex
It’s been a while since someone has straight-out qualified for our dumbass category, but this guy brings the game to a whole new level.
Instead of waiting for police to actually determine he was doing something illegal and then arrest him, the 54 year old driver (pictured above) decided to slam his Chevy Malibu into a police cruiser at 70 miles per hour.
After attending to the officer with minor injuries, police found 43 pounds of marijuana in his trunk. They also found a few smoked joints and trace amounts of cocaine. After everything was figured out, the driver was charged with possession of cocaine, driving under the influence and trafficking.
If there’s any lesson to be learned here by criminals, it has to be buy a redbull to keep yourself awake and don’t do cocaine while you’re driving. Dumbass.
[via Local 6]
Interview: Teenager who Gave Nephews Pot
March 8th, 2007 by AlexWhenever a polarizing subjects like drugs and children combine, it’s going to be a lightning rod for criticism. This video shows an uncut interview with the teenager who gave his nephews pot… and recorded it.
You can see the complete cultural opposites of an urban black youth while he’s communicating with the officer who’s doing the interview. In his mind’s eye, he hasn’t done anything horrible like pull a gun on someone or shoot them full of crystal meth, but he still hasn’t digested why people find this so offensive.
Obviously, this behavior is wrong. He knows it, he was just being a stupid kid. Everyone is to some degree, and I’m sure there are things that if you video taped them you’d be in the hot seat, but this sort of shit really puts a bad name on the mantle of pot smokers.
[via CNN]
Unfortunately, this video seems to be generated by an anti-ethnic website (and hosted on YouTube). I wasn’t able to find another copy, so I’ve been forced to use this one. tFS doesn’t support the message of the people who generated this video, so we will not acknowledge them with a referring link. I suggest you do the same.
Crazy Eyed Killaz
January 10th, 2007 by Alex
Just in case we have any readers with serious delusions, this post shows that not everyone who smokes pot is a mellow do-gooder.
Mitchell Johnson (crazy looking kid #1) and Justin Trammell (crazy looking kid #2) were arrested early January in northwestern Arkansas with weed and a loaded gun.
Why did I bold the loaded gun part instead of the usual drug terms? Maybe because each one of these guys has been convicted of seriously violent crimes and neither one of them is 25 years old yet.
Mitchell Johnson was one of the two kids convicted in the 1998 Jonesboro school massacre. Mitchell and a classmate shot and killed 5 people and wounded 15 others. Their sentence? Confinement until the age of 21 - a punishment that absolutely doesn’t fit the crime.
Our other contestant, Justin Trammell, was convicted of murdering his father with a crossbow in 1999.
This is pretty much the definition of a gruesome twosome and all of us are lucky they’re off the streets before anyone could be hurt or killed. In this case only, I’m glad the drugs I try to protect will aid in adding jail time to some well deserved prison sentences.
[via Washington County Sherriff's Office/AP]
