Le pot n'est pas une devise admise dans Vegas
17 septembre 2008 près AlexCeci. A. à un peu vieux, juillet du `08, mais fichu si ce n'est pas le principal candidat pour Dumbass du mois.
Ce homeboy a once de l'herbe dans des ses poches, et au lieu d'employer l'argent d'argent comptant, il décide de laisser tomber quelques nugs sur la table comme pari. Encore meilleur, il réalise qu'il est au-dessus-a parié, et puis rapporte quelques bourgeons et arrange un petit excédent ordonné de pile le secteur de pari. Génie.
Pas étonnamment, il a été arrêté dans des dumbass de minutes….
[par l'intermédiaire de Fark] mercis Javier
Vous dedans ici pour de la marijuana ? Marijuana ? !
16 septembre 2008 près Perry
Le FBI a libéré les statistiques annuelles de crime qui ont compté 872,721 Américains arrêtés pour la possession de marijuana en 2007. Presque 90 pour cent des cas étaient possession simple. Plus étonnant, 12 des états les plus populeux ont des lois médicinales de marijuana, certains où vous ne pouvez pas être arrêté pour la possession.
Les bons gens à NORML (organisation nationale pour reformer des lois de marijuana) déposez la pipe assez longtemps pour faire quelques jolis calculs étonnants. Tout le nombre représente une augmentation de cinq pour cent, de l'année dernière, et l'établit à environ un fumeur de pot a arrêté le chaque thirty-seven des secondes.
Un moins de raison d'aller au Kansas
16 septembre 2008 près Perry
Je peux seulement imaginer l'angoisse que vous jugeriez si vous passiez les derniers mois de votre vie cultivant des récoltes, seulement pour faire venir des federales (quand vous êtes finalement prêt à apprécier les fruits de votre travail,) saisissez votre merde et arrêtez-toi. Et pour le compléter alors au loin, trouvez-dehors après les vous avait observé sur l'appareil-photo le temps plein ? Bâtards.
Oh et c'est la meilleure partie. La seule chose ceci nouvellement mis en application, opération extérieure d'appareil-photo a vraiment fait est des opérations de mouvement à l'intérieur, par conséquent améliorant la méthodologie horticole pour créer des contraintes plus fortes de marijuana.
Puits joué, gouvernement. Brillant.
Dumbass obtient DUI à cheval
4 avril 2007 près Alex
Mélisse Byrum York, a redneck ivre Sylvania, résidant de l'Alabama, a été chargé d'un DUI pour l'équitation son cheval tandis qu'intoxiqué.
Après que montant dans le trafic et entraînant des voitures l'éviter, la police s'est appelée dans l'équation. Se sentir comme là était plus à faire, mélisse décidée pour éluder la capture de police dans le modèle près enfoncement de la voiture de police with her horse while trying to escape.
Too bad she got her feet caught in the stirrups while trying to jump off the horse and run. Eh, not so smooth.
After being cuffed and searched, police found some of that magical riding powder known as crystal meth accompanied by some weed, pills and a pipe.
What a surprise that someone out drunkenly riding a horse in the middle of the night through city streets might have a small drug and a large reasoning problem.
Congratulation Melissa, you’re our first Official Dumbass of the Month.
[via Newsvine]
Don’t Fuck with John Popper
March 9th, 2007 by Alex
John Popper and his pal Brian Gourgeois were arrested in Washington state for driving 111 mph.
Ok, people speed, fair enough. Then they found that John likes to partake in marijuana, as they found a small amount of pot and a pipe in his car. Then they found out that John likes to shoot things, is afraid of an upcoming apocalypse and perhaps likes to hunt humans at night.
It’s cool to collect guns, but bringing enough fire power to arm a Ugandan warlord might just be pushing the envelope. When police officers had a drug dog search his SUV, they found:
- 4 rifles
- 9 handguns
- 1 switchblade
- 1 taser
- 1 pair of nightvision goggles
- flashing emergency headlights
- a siren
- a public address system
John informed police that he installed all of these items into his car in preparation for a natural disaster.
I don’t know what sort of natural disasters strike Washington state, but usually things like emergency rations, communications equipment, candles, generators and clothing are what people stockpile. Not rifles, tasers and nightvision goggles.
John’s car was impounded and the Washington state police are charging him with misdemeanors. Perhaps he’s giving them the “Run Around?”
[Photos via Washington State Patrol/AP]
Avoid Hitting State Patrol Cars @ 70mph
March 8th, 2007 by Alex
It’s been a while since someone has straight-out qualified for our dumbass category, but this guy brings the game to a whole new level.
Instead of waiting for police to actually determine he was doing something illegal and then arrest him, the 54 year old driver (pictured above) decided to slam his Chevy Malibu into a police cruiser at 70 miles per hour.
After attending to the officer with minor injuries, police found 43 pounds of marijuana in his trunk. They also found a few smoked joints and trace amounts of cocaine. After everything was figured out, the driver was charged with possession of cocaine, driving under the influence and trafficking.
If there’s any lesson to be learned here by criminals, it has to be buy a redbull to keep yourself awake and don’t do cocaine while you’re driving. Dumbass.
[via Local 6]
Interview: Teenager who Gave Nephews Pot
March 8th, 2007 by AlexWhenever a polarizing subjects like drugs and children combine, it’s going to be a lightning rod for criticism. This video shows an uncut interview with the teenager who gave his nephews pot… and recorded it.
You can see the complete cultural opposites of an urban black youth while he’s communicating with the officer who’s doing the interview. In his mind’s eye, he hasn’t done anything horrible like pull a gun on someone or shoot them full of crystal meth, but he still hasn’t digested why people find this so offensive.
Obviously, this behavior is wrong. He knows it, he was just being a stupid kid. Everyone is to some degree, and I’m sure there are things that if you video taped them you’d be in the hot seat, but this sort of shit really puts a bad name on the mantle of pot smokers.
[via CNN]
Unfortunately, this video seems to be generated by an anti-ethnic website (and hosted on YouTube). I wasn’t able to find another copy, so I’ve been forced to use this one. tFS doesn’t support the message of the people who generated this video, so we will not acknowledge them with a referring link. I suggest you do the same.
Crazy Eyed Killaz
January 10th, 2007 by Alex
Just in case we have any readers with serious delusions, this post shows that not everyone who smokes pot is a mellow do-gooder.
Mitchell Johnson (crazy looking kid #1) and Justin Trammell (crazy looking kid #2) were arrested early January in northwestern Arkansas with weed and a loaded gun.
Why did I bold the loaded gun part instead of the usual drug terms? Maybe because each one of these guys has been convicted of seriously violent crimes and neither one of them is 25 years old yet.
Mitchell Johnson was one of the two kids convicted in the 1998 Jonesboro school massacre. Mitchell and a classmate shot and killed 5 people and wounded 15 others. Their sentence? Confinement until the age of 21 - a punishment that absolutely doesn’t fit the crime.
Our other contestant, Justin Trammell, was convicted of murdering his father with a crossbow in 1999.
This is pretty much the definition of a gruesome twosome and all of us are lucky they’re off the streets before anyone could be hurt or killed. In this case only, I’m glad the drugs I try to protect will aid in adding jail time to some well deserved prison sentences.
[via Washington County Sherriff's Office/AP]
