Mayberry’s Finest and Their Eye in the Sky
October 6th, 2008 by PerryWarning: Watching this video may just make you angry enough to want to smash your monitor.
These Gomer Pyles from Indiana talk about the “thrill of the hunt” as they snoop around and invade people’s privacy. I don’t understand how taking a helicopter and prying through property you don’t own, is “hunting.”
I call that trespassing, stealing and being a dick.
Another Ridiculous Anti-Drug PSA
October 3rd, 2008 by PerryAnother Oscar worthy joint by AboveTheInfluence, this video is 1 of the 8 major commercials in rotation by the most amusingly pointless anti-drug group out there.
Obviously whoever created this brilliant little short understands the importance of arming America’s youth with good, honest information about the evils of drug abuse. I know every time I’ve gotten high, I think to myself, “This feels just like a kick to the nuts by an angry horse.” This one is right up there with the stoners who run over the little girl leaving the drive-thru.
If the government would just admit marijuana is not that harmful to adults, it wouldn’t entice so many kids to try other drugs when they found out the bullshit behind these scare campaigns. It’s really that simple. Unfortunately, the government would rather waste tax dollars on moronic metaphors and over-stretched cliches.
2008 Stonys Winner: Stonervention
October 2nd, 2008 by AlexThe UCB guys were dope enough to stop by our 2008 Stonys post and drop a link to the video that won the Stony for Best Internet Video - Stonervention.
Figured we should throw it on the front page and get more of you productive assholes to see this and learn about your douchebaggery ways. Don’t hurt your friends, and remember, the first step is admitting you have a problem!
Check out their acceptance speech after the jump…
2008 High Times Stony Awards
October 1st, 2008 by Tim
We didn’t attend this year (damn it), denying any hopes of offering some tFS coverage.
As a conciliation, here we have a behind the scenes look at G4’s Attack of the Show hosts, Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn, getting all dolled up for the 2008 High Times Stony Awards show.
Here’s a recap of the 2008 Stony Award winners:
Best Comedy - Pineapple Express
Best Drama - The Wackness
Best Documentary - Super High Me
Best TV Show - Weeds
Best TV Special - Attack of The Show 420 Special (G4)
Best Internet Video - “Stonervention” (Upright Citizens Brigade)
Stoner of the Year - James Franco (Pineapple Express)
Stonette of the Year - Daneel Harris (Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay)
Congratulations to all the winners from theFreshScent!
After the jump, check out a video with 2008 High Times Stoner of the Year - James Franco.
Update: Pictures on the set of Attack of the Show via Kevin Pereira’s flickr
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Register to Vote
October 1st, 2008 by AlexDemocran or Republicrat. It doesn’t matter at all if you don’t vote. Even if you’re reading this site and disagree with every single thing it stands for, register to vote and get your ass to the booth come election day.
If me, random web guy, telling you to register doesn’t have enough impact, how about a video full of cool famous people? Give it a shot, maybe you can hang out with Jonah Hill.
A Fireside Chat with Ron Paul
September 30th, 2008 by PerryArmed with a great argument for a Libertarian Revolution, Ron Paul has some great arguments for state’s rights in the legalization battle and what sort of things our government should be concerning itself with.
They Finally Have a Weed College? Hooray!
September 30th, 2008 by PerryAfter years of prayer, it turns out someone was listening.
In Oakland, Ca., Oaksterdam University operates as America’s first official “Weed College” (apologies to Chico State and Humboldt).
Richard Lee, who by his own accord, has dedicated his life to the end of marijuana prohibition. He recently opened a university aimed at educated individuals on not only the legal aspects of marijuana cultivation and commerce, but also its history and movement. Described as part school and part political movement, the university is definitely something the informed smoker should know about.
The Aristrocrunk Legacy … of Wackness
September 26th, 2008 by AlexI’m a fan of music. You could even say that me and music are best buds. Wherever I go, he goes with me. I’m also a fan of rap and hip hop, especially some nice West Coast talent - Blackalicious, Souls of Mischief, Visionaries, Lyrics Born, People Under The Stairs, etc… they drop ill beats with fluid rhymes. Makes my days infinitely better.
Then, there’s this shit you see above me. I don’t know what’s worse, there’s too many things to cover in a single post about how lame these guys are, but I’ll try and make a dent. Forget the fake aristocratic aspirations, forget the ridiculously wack outfits and the guy who looks like the Golden State Huffer. None of that matters because of one, indisputable truth…
Their rhymes suck.
Put them in a room with the Gift of Gab and he’ll tear them apart; lyrically abuse these weaksauce, shit-spouting posers who play dress-up to get on wax because their talent isn’t good enough to do it alone.
Instead of being laughed at and driven off the stage, they are being potentially approached to create a reality show that charts their daily lives. What the hell?
This is the life that we’re living,
life of permission,
life of decision,
it is the life that you’re missing,
taken what we’re given,
never working for a living.
Seriously? Those are lyrics?
It’s time for me to queue up some Heiro B-Sides and for these guys to put down the crack pipe.
[One more shitty video after the jump.]
