Voi dentro qui per una certa marijuana? Marijuana?!
16 settembre 2008 vicino Perry
Il FBI ha liberato le statistiche annuali di crimine che hanno contato 872,721 Americani arrestati per il possesso della marijuana in 2007. Quasi 90 per cento dei casi erano possesso semplice. Sbalordendo, 12 del più popolato dichiarano hanno leggi medicinali della marijuana, alcune dove non potete essere arrestati per il possesso.
La buona gente a NORML (organizzazione nazionale per riformare le leggi della marijuana) posi il tubo abbastanza a lungo per fare alcuni calcoli stupefacenti graziosi. Il numero totale rappresenta un aumento di cinque per cento, dall'anno scorso e risolve a circa un fumatore del POT ha arrestato l'ogni thirty-seven i secondi.
Uno meno motivo andare a Kansas
16 settembre 2008 vicino Perry
Posso immaginare soltanto il anguish che riterreste se spendere gli ultimi mesi della vostra vita che coltiva i raccolti, solo per fare venire i federales (quando siete infine aspettate per godere le frutte del vostro lavoro,) grippi la vostra merda ed arrestili. Ed allora superarlo fuori, trovili fuori in seguito stava guardandoli sulla macchina fotografica il tempo pieno? Bastardi.
L'OH e questo è il divisorio migliore. L'unica cosa ciò recentemente effettuata, funzionamento esterno della macchina fotografica realmente ha fatto è funzionamenti di movimento all'interno, conseguentemente migliorando la metodologia orticola per generare gli sforzi più forti di marijuana.
Il pozzo ha giocato, governo. Brillante.
Cartello colombiano della droga: Il driver ha desiderato
25 aprile 2007 vicino Tim
Poiché siamo già sull'oggetto, qui è un nuovo photoset di un altro grande busto della cocaina.
In Colombia, un posto conosciuto per la relativa sicurezza stradale, a tonnellata di cocaina è stato scoperto dopo che il camion che la trasporta si arrestasse. Deve essere un giorno piacevole affinchè gli ufficiali di polizia abbia libbre 2.000+ della caduta giusta del coke nel vostro giro come quella.
Sapete che le teste stavano rotolando in qualcuno il bodega dopo una vite in su di quella proporzione.
Veda più immagini dopo il salto…
Il grippaggio della cocaina in mare fa la storia
25 aprile 2007 vicino Tim
Il giorno di ed i giorni che portano a 4/20 generano tipicamente il loro proprio bounty di entrambi pro e anti- pressione della marijuana. Questa fine settimana era, tuttavia, un cambiamento definito del passo.
Le notizie della cocaina hanno sommerso i airwaves quando il più grande busto dentro marittimo la storia è stata scoperta.
Fuori dei puntelli del Panama, la protezione di litorale ha scoperto del nord circa ~30.000 libbre dell'intestazione della cocaina su una nave dai 330 piedi. When officers boarded the ship, they discovered the shipments hidden in two containers. This bust alone had a street value close to $450 million.
Earlier in the month, two other sea-based busts took place. One where a Coast Guard cutter chased down a speedboat with 2,000 pounds worth of yeyo. Another when 900 pounds of coke was found on an Ecuadorian fishing vessel. They were caught trying to offload the goods onto speedboats off the coast of Mexico.
Overall, a bad weekend for Tony Montana and crew.
See more pictures after the jump…
Snuggles Smuggles Weed
April 12th, 2007 by Alex
Hopefully, everyone read the Easter Grass article late last week.
It’s pretty impressive when people completely screw up at drug dealing, even when they prepare for police encounters. All Ian Lawrence had to do was drive legally. Assuming he wouldn’t be able to pull that off, he hid his weed in a damn Easter bunny.
The plan was flawless. The execution? Not quite as on point…
If you’re going to hide weed in your car, don’t leave some on the back seat. Oh and while you’re at it, try to take some preventative measures from having the entire car reek like dank. Police officers can be slow at times, but they’re not complete morons.
On top of the driving related charges against Ian, he was also tagged with possession of marijuana, operating a drug factory and possession with intent to sell within 1,500 feet of a school.
Ah well, at least Snuggles has been released from a life of servitude.
Dumbass Gets DUI on Horseback
April 4th, 2007 by Alex
Melissa Byrum York, a drunk redneck Sylvania, Alabama resident, was charged with a DUI for riding her horse while intoxicated.
After riding in traffic and causing cars to avoid her, police were called into the equation. Feeling like there was more to be done, Melissa decided to evade police capture in style by ramming the police car with her horse while trying to escape.
Too bad she got her feet caught in the stirrups while trying to jump off the horse and run. Eh, not so smooth.
After being cuffed and searched, police found some of that magical riding powder known as crystal meth accompanied by some weed, pills and a pipe.
What a surprise that someone out drunkenly riding a horse in the middle of the night through city streets might have a small drug and a large reasoning problem.
Congratulation Melissa, you’re our first Official Dumbass of the Month.
[via Newsvine]
Don’t Fuck with John Popper
March 9th, 2007 by Alex
John Popper and his pal Brian Gourgeois were arrested in Washington state for driving 111 mph.
Ok, people speed, fair enough. Then they found that John likes to partake in marijuana, as they found a small amount of pot and a pipe in his car. Then they found out that John likes to shoot things, is afraid of an upcoming apocalypse and perhaps likes to hunt humans at night.
It’s cool to collect guns, but bringing enough fire power to arm a Ugandan warlord might just be pushing the envelope. When police officers had a drug dog search his SUV, they found:
- 4 rifles
- 9 handguns
- 1 switchblade
- 1 taser
- 1 pair of nightvision goggles
- flashing emergency headlights
- a siren
- a public address system
John informed police that he installed all of these items into his car in preparation for a natural disaster.
I don’t know what sort of natural disasters strike Washington state, but usually things like emergency rations, communications equipment, candles, generators and clothing are what people stockpile. Not rifles, tasers and nightvision goggles.
John’s car was impounded and the Washington state police are charging him with misdemeanors. Perhaps he’s giving them the “Run Around?”
[Photos via Washington State Patrol/AP]
Avoid Hitting State Patrol Cars @ 70mph
March 8th, 2007 by Alex
It’s been a while since someone has straight-out qualified for our dumbass category, but this guy brings the game to a whole new level.
Instead of waiting for police to actually determine he was doing something illegal and then arrest him, the 54 year old driver (pictured above) decided to slam his Chevy Malibu into a police cruiser at 70 miles per hour.
After attending to the officer with minor injuries, police found 43 pounds of marijuana in his trunk. They also found a few smoked joints and trace amounts of cocaine. After everything was figured out, the driver was charged with possession of cocaine, driving under the influence and trafficking.
If there’s any lesson to be learned here by criminals, it has to be buy a redbull to keep yourself awake and don’t do cocaine while you’re driving. Dumbass.
[via Local 6]
