tfs

20-year old, Michael Kruse of Jacksonville, FL had already called the 911 emergency line once and been given a stern warning by the police but apparently this guy is a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.

The first time he called 911 he claimed he felt sick, but the dispatcher couldn’t quite understand him through his slurred words.

An excerpt from the first call:

Dispatch: Are you sure you haven’t taken something sir? Because you’re not making a whole lot of sense.

Caller: I’ve been smoking marijuana.

Dispatch: You’ve been smoking marijuana?

Caller: Yes.

Dispatch: Do you want a deputy to come and take you to jail?

Caller: Why?

Dispatch: You just told me on a taped line you just got done smoking marijuana.

Caller: Awww. Are you serious?

Deputies then located Kruse, took him to a family member and gave him a lecture on the proper usage of the 911 number. Apparently, nothing that was said to him sunk into his thick head, which led him to call 911 yet again, this time while on I-95, on his way to a Lil Wayne rap concert in Miami. The emergency? Kruse wanted a police escort to the concert.

An excerpt from the second 911 call:

Dispatch: You want a police escort to take you to Miami?

Caller: Or, you have a helicopter?

Dispatch: We don’t just send helicopters up for rappers.

Caller: Well, I’m driving there right now. I just wanted the fastest way to get there. I didn’t want to get pulled over on the highway.

He was asked to pull of the Interstate where police met up with him and promptly arrested him for misusing the 911 emergency number. Although this dumbass admitted smoking marijuana in the first 911 call, the cops figured he was under the influence of something the second time around.

Someone with the user name of Oynot had this to say in the comments section of the story.

Anybody want to argue that marijuana doesn’t burn brain cells?

Yeah. He may be a pot smoker but he clearly is also an idiot that may not have had too many brain cells to begin with. You just can’t fix stupid.