Courier Problems? Call Cocaine Customer Care
May 7th, 2009 by Russ
A Barnstable, Massachusetts man called the local police this week when his cocaine wasn’t delivered in a timely fashion. Apparently, the man had given a friend $150 to purchase some blow, and the friend wasn’t even courteous enough to return with a baby powder-filled Ziploc bag.
The Barnstable police are considering instituting an automated customer service line with the following options:
- If you’d like to report your cocaine as lost or stolen, press ‘1′
- If you’ve snorted your entire stash and would like to request a refill, press ‘2′
- If your hooker appears to have stopped breathing, press ‘3′
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