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Time & Cannabinoids Hurt Sperm

January 22nd, 2009 by Alex

Bad news fellas, if you’re chronic with the chronic, chances are the personal army residing in your testicles won’t be operating at full potential.

Research into the effects of long-time marijuana use on the male reproductive system has shown that sperm with enhanced cannabinoid / endocannabinoid signaling results in compromised fertilizing capacity. Translated from doctor speak, that means a sperm’s capacity to bust through the wall of an egg is reduced, which makes it much harder to create the mini-me you always wanted.

As of right now, we can’t find any specific numbers as far as the usage that might significantly affect a pot smoker – no time range or general daily amount – so there is still no way to tell if you’re screwed or not. Vanderbilt University has a page dedicated to their endocannabinoid research with links to abstracts of their specific papers on the topic, it will satisfy your daily quota of medical jargon.

If the happy ending you’re used to resembles the video above, don’t sweat it. If not, we’ll keep everyone updated when new information is released.

5 Comments

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    asdffdsa Says:

    bah I don’t buy it yet.


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    Drumbum420 Says:

    Wow another birth control device is born :)


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    Danny Says:

    I’m down


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    Silvio Says:

    “Wow another birth control device is born :)”

    haha. i was thinking the same thing :D
    another advantage of smoking weed. incredible.

    seriously tho. i would like to see some numbers. how much, how long, how much damage. stuff like that.
    on the other hand,tight jeans can hurt your sperm count,too. the heat you produce by walking in tight jeans affects your little soldiers. and yet, guys in the 70s and 80s with bad haircuts and tight jeans managed to reproduce somehow. i know that for sure, my dad was one of them :D

    bottom line: i don’t buy it either. or at least i don’t want to. ;)


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    Jeff Says:

    Haha
    That’s awesome. No more condoms!
    I agree about the pants. So many longterm smokers still get pregnant.
    I want to know what the deal is too. It doesn’t seem like a very thorough study. How does all this compare to wearing whity-tighties or carrying a cell phone in your pants pocket.



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