Weekly (Re)hash: 11.08.07
November 8th, 2007 by AlexIn case you haven’t already seen this, Drew Carey is one cool guy.
If The Farmacy looks familiar to some of you, it was in an episode of Entourage where Johnny Drama obsessed over an MMJ hat to impress his castmates. Good times.
Call it you what you want – vicious and delicious, delectable distress, tasty torment – just don’t call it unoriginal; cookie torture.
That’s right, after getting bailed on by his friends during a drug deal, some unfortunate kid got burned by fresh-out-the-oven cookies. He must have been so torn during the process, “Do I scream or take a bite?”
A helpful commenter wrote a precise re-enactment of how the scene played out… in his mind…
Dealers: I say, it appears my good chums have run off with your procurements!
Victim: You don’t say! Those filthy blighters! And you dare to remain, you cantankerous curmudgeon!
Dealers: It appears I have been thoroughly crossed!
Victim: I take exception to that! I shall have at you with these baked confections!
In unrelated (but just as impressive) dumbassery, it turns out that reporting 150 pounds of stolen marijuana to the police is not such a bright idea. Especially, when you’re an illegal immigrant, think twice before doing this.
On a side note, is it just really bad luck that gets random people in really deep shit over large quantities of marijuana?
For every carefully organized and executed drug raid, I read about 5+ accidental busts that net tons more product. It’s better to be lucky than good I suppose.
On the political front, be aware of your candidates and where they stand on decriminalization.
Seriously, it just makes sense.
We have some important battles on the horizon and supporting a candidate who continues to propagate arcane views isn’t helping any of us on the path to success. Progress and change come with inherent risks, just ask Gary Ross, who’s taken the good fight all the way to the California Supreme Court.
On the science front, there are some very interesting studies taking place.
Sea urchins? Really?
Well, if pot has surpassed opium as a premier crop in Afghanistan, I guess anything is possible.
On a final note, who says that blown glass dildos don’t have a place in our world? Not Rick Plank, the founder of Phallix Glass.
For a more hands on review, let Trina Michaels show you the goods.
Weekly (Re)hash: Halloween Edition
November 2nd, 2007 by AlexYes, we’re a little late, but partying hard on Halloween will do that to anyone. Let’s start this rehash with an ill Halloween performance from Devin the Dude exactly 1 year ago.
One thing we try to stay away from here at tFS are the insanely cheesy graphics that certain smokers like to make.
Consider this one a free pass, but don’t expect any rotating pot leaf .GIFs on this site any time soon.
I tried to get my roommate to wear this costume to work.
A wise career move? No. Hilarious? Most definitely.
Talking about costumes, where was the originality this year? Why not dress up as a a post-catfight, America-free Amy Winehouse. Or, Charles Manson’s little known son Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz. And no, that name is not a joke.
Considering the Governator’s recent comments, I’m surprised there weren’t more people dressed as numero uno himself.
I wonder if any trick or treaters hit the candy jackpot?
Last but not least, we leave you with one of the tastiest pictures I’ve seen in a long time. It even puts Grandma’s pumpkin pie to shame.
Well, maybe just your Grandma’s, and definitely not this wonderful woman’s.
