80lbs. of Cocaine Washes Up on Beach
December 14th, 2006 by Alex
These bricks aren’t for building houses.
I’m not even sure how to categorize this one, but I’ll go for it anyway. On Tuesday, over 80 pounds of cocaine washed up on the shore of a Hollywood, Miami beach. The huge, cellophane wrapped package was covered in barnacles and other fish shit.
This lead officers to believe it was dumped while being chased by the Florida Coast Guard. Barnacles don’t attach themselves over-night, so this package was floating in the ocean for well over a month.
It’s a pretty damn lucky find for the officer involved. Still, I don’t think many people would know what to do if 80lbs. of white snow just fell into their laps. I’d think it was me getting Punk’d and get the hell off the beach.
[via Miami Herald News]
