Dutch to Roll World’s Biggest JointNovember 22nd, 2006 by Tim
“I’m sick of these small ass pinners!”
Sure, I’d say this is relevant, and it’s fresh off the wire. Look at the steam!
Yahoo reports that a Dutch group is in pursuit of rolling the world’s biggest (100% marijuana) joint evarrr!! Their attempt is for a 17.6 ounce (500 grams), 3.3 foot (1 meter) long badass stick of glory. If successful, it will easily decimate the previous record set at a measly 3.5 ounces (100 grams).
In hopes of anchoring this triumph into the Guinness Book of World Records, event organizer Thijs Verheij, said:
Afterwards we’ll light it up.
Fuck yeah you will. You better not let 500 grams of the finest go to waste. However, I can’t help but think what the end of that joint will look like after passing it around to a couple hundred people: the unrelenting wetness, the gooey tar build-up, the aggregation of germs.
Whatever, I think it’s great and I bless thee. Good luck Dutch group, make us proud.