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Dutch to Roll World’s Biggest Joint

November 22nd, 2006 by Tim

“I’m sick of these small ass pinners!”

Sure, I’d say this is relevant, and it’s fresh off the wire. Look at the steam!

Yahoo reports that a Dutch group is in pursuit of rolling the world’s biggest (100% marijuana) joint evarrr!! Their attempt is for a 17.6 ounce (500 grams), 3.3 foot (1 meter) long badass stick of glory. If successful, it will easily decimate the previous record set at a measly 3.5 ounces (100 grams).

In hopes of anchoring this triumph into the Guinness Book of World Records, event organizer Thijs Verheij, said:

Afterwards we’ll light it up.

Fuck yeah you will. You better not let 500 grams of the finest go to waste. However, I can’t help but think what the end of that joint will look like after passing it around to a couple hundred people: the unrelenting wetness, the gooey tar build-up, the aggregation of germs.

Whatever, I think it’s great and I bless thee. Good luck Dutch group, make us proud.

[via Yahoo]

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1. Clawsss Says: November 23rd, 2006 at 10:49 pm SHIT!!! I’d STILL hit that bitch if i was the LAST ONE to hit it! Good to see there are countries where you can set goals of a “diverse nature” and actually be able to accomplish them too.

   
   

2. taromaru Says: February 23rd, 2007 at 12:54 am You bet that´s the last joint you´d smoke

   
   

3. natasha Says: March 15th, 2007 at 10:55 am smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke , smoke smoke amd still smoking.

   
   

4. natasha Says: March 20th, 2007 at 7:40 am dam i wish i had that. smoke smoke smkoe

   
   

5. Victor Says: March 20th, 2007 at 7:44 am smoking on PURPLE eaze my mind

   
   

6. rob Says: October 9th, 2008 at 9:57 am Ha, thats 17.6 ounces of SCHWAG! Ill stick with hydro

   
   

7. heather Says: November 12th, 2008 at 3:30 pm my friend, get real. the dutch don’t have schwag. have you ever smoked in the netherlands ?

   
   

8. Lord of Numa Says: November 22nd, 2008 at 3:27 pm Goddamn! Now that’s living. Whaddya suppose they rolled that beast with?

   
   

9. justaweedhead420 Says: November 25th, 2008 at 12:50 pm rob your an idiot and hydro isnt a type of weed you dumbass!!! damn i wish i was on that rotation =)

   
   

10. derek Says: December 10th, 2008 at 1:47 pm weed is bad get a life losers

    
    

11. Beast Says: December 21st, 2008 at 10:49 pm That’s no record I knew lots of motherfuckers back in the day that went n rolled 3 pound thunderfuck blunts. Denmark weed is a fuckin joke compared to the shit I used to get from Oregon, Washington, and Alaska as a kid.

    
    

12. Will Drake Says: December 22nd, 2008 at 4:48 am I wanna play! I think they should smoke it in a medium sized theater and show “the wall”. That would pretty much make it the most bad ass joint rolled AND smoked.

    
    

13. Col the Aussie Says: December 27th, 2008 at 4:23 pm Bah, what a small joint. Australians in Perth rolled a 12 meter long joint in 1983 to commemorate the 12 meter yacht racing that year (America’s Cup). Made a model yacht for it to be rapped up in as well.

    
    

14. Danno Says: December 28th, 2008 at 12:23 pm Will, that is a badass idea, but I don’t think The Wall would last long enough for that mega joint. Follow it up with Apocalypse now, and I think that’d do ‘er.

    
    

15. Chipmunkkk Says: December 30th, 2008 at 6:27 pm Now this would be nice to have (: I would love it <3

    
    

16. Said Says: December 31st, 2008 at 4:34 am derek, weed is good. . . in moderation of course. No weed leads to serious conditions. You seem to suffer from one, psychopathic tendencies.

    
    

17. Raideo Says: December 31st, 2008 at 11:03 pm Me and some buddies did an ounce blunt for this guys birthday present, using that as reference I would like to make the comment: DAMN! They better smoke out a room for that shit.

    
    

18. Rob is a fucking idiot Says: January 4th, 2009 at 9:28 am Rob you are a failure, please stfu

    
    

19. Derick needs to get his facts strait Says: January 4th, 2009 at 6:07 pm lol nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    
    

20. anon Says: January 5th, 2009 at 2:30 pm Really? By having 5 times more mass it will “decimate” the previous record? Sounds like semi-decimation to me.

    
    

21. Tom Says: January 7th, 2009 at 7:14 pm Whoever said hydro isn’t a type of weed is fucking dumb. If weed is grown in a hydropnic garden, then it’s dro. You fucking pussy.

    
    

22. man yolk Says: January 7th, 2009 at 7:35 pm You guys foolin’ around with who can do the most gateway drug. You need to start playing grown-up where volume=death

    
    

23. Man Yolk Is A Terd Says: January 11th, 2009 at 10:09 pm Man Yolk, Marijuana is not a gateway drug. I know many people who smoke pot and have never done a hard drug. It should be legal in the same way alcohol is.

    
    

24. Silvio Says: January 12th, 2009 at 9:36 pm gateway drug? only the word is stupid. salt is a drug. in most European countries it was sold in pharmacies only until the 80s. Italy for example. so is salt now a gateway drug for everything? because last time i checked, every heroin user, used salt before heroin. it’s a mad-up word. there is no such thing as a gateway drug. just another selling argument for people who believe everything someone with a badge tells them. also. every heroin addict will, given the choice, if no heroin is available, use alcohol instead of weed. same goes for people who are addicted to medicine. you know, the stuff your doctor gives you. more people die of valium, then of weed. but that’s not very hard, since no person ever died of marijuana. not ever. in 6000 years recorded history. some people got beaten to death, or died in prison because of weed, but somehow i think that’s not the same. gateway drug. do you also believe in santa?

    
    

25. Jape Says: January 19th, 2009 at 4:48 am Notice he has to hold his keys: because after hitting that shit he’s not even going to remember he has hands let alone be able to find his keys again

    
    

26. Dave Says: January 19th, 2009 at 10:26 pm hydro is a way of growing it the type is based on the seed

    
    

27. your all terds. Says: February 14th, 2009 at 10:41 am And on the forecast today slightly rainy with a 100% chance of marijuana fog. 4 hours later they set the record for the biggest roach. fuck toking it i wanna rip the roach that would be mind fuck.

    
    

28. blake Says: March 5th, 2009 at 9:28 pm ooooooooooooooooooh damn thats a big bitch

    
    

29. cheech&chong up in smoke Says: April 27th, 2009 at 12:20 pm now that was one badass movie. i wonder would it really be possible to coat a truck in weed to sneek it across the border. dude i was so high when i watched the movie.

    
    

30. another rob hater Says: April 27th, 2009 at 2:06 pm FUCKING ROB!

    
    

31. Jon Says: April 27th, 2009 at 6:37 pm “That’s no record I knew lots of motherfuckers back in the day that went n rolled 3 pound thunderfuck blunts. Denmark weed is a fuckin joke compared to the shit I used to get from Oregon, Washington, and Alaska as a kid.” -Beast your an idiot…. you obviously have never been to a country where marijuana is legalized and they sell exclusively hand chosen custom bred strains. its like going to a winery and saying, “this shit ain’t nothing compared to my $5 bottle!!!”

    
    

32. Jason Says: May 9th, 2009 at 3:50 am I cant imagine how long it took to break down all that weed. I sure wish I had 500 grams of weed to just toke on ….

    
    

33. jeff Says: May 13th, 2009 at 6:59 pm prolly that regggggggy

    
    

34. BurnOut Says: May 25th, 2009 at 5:41 pm this pic is so old that guy is on ssi

    
    

35. Chris Says: June 4th, 2009 at 8:18 pm Just to let all of you know Marijuana is illegal whoever gives in too peer pressure like that is just a big dum dum High 24/7

    
    

36. I sMoKe KUSH Says: August 7th, 2009 at 11:23 am that weak ass joint… we smoked a quarter pound blunt for MY BIRTHDAY!!!! step ur game up

    
    

37. Lerbappeams Says: August 12th, 2009 at 9:31 am hebra ali kay photos mediterranean diet camille paglia bugatti grand sport youkilis fight tim sypher tiffany reaves erector spykee the spy robot joanne pitino myfreecar get paid to drive your car ln52a650 circle city lauren imparato leaf deer

    
    

38. i smoke kush is a fuck Says: August 21st, 2009 at 10:52 am I smoke kush is a fuck head. 17.6 ounces is 1.6 ounces over a pound that means that the so called “weak ass joint” is over 4 times the mass of you “WEAK ASS JOINT” Dumb ass motherfucking idiot so how bout you shut the fuck up because you think your badass and you dont have a clue what your talking about so go fuck yourself. Oh yea and step up your game bitch.

    
    

39. i smoke kush is a cunt Says: August 31st, 2009 at 7:54 pm hahaha is all i have to say to you.

    
    

40. stoned when husband and kids r gone Says: September 30th, 2009 at 3:31 pm i start smoking early in the mornings when my husband goes to work and kids r in school. because thats my relaxing time..my time to myself… i keep my smoking weed from my husband, and my kids. they have nooo, idea i smoke weed.

    
    

41. Gello Says: October 3rd, 2009 at 3:24 pm Jape… Simply agreed.

    
    

42. Jeff Says: October 8th, 2009 at 12:19 am To Rob: The Netherlands is not Denmark. Put down your “bomb-ass shit” that was probably grown on cowshit and read a fucking book. Also, I’d hit that like the fist of an angry god.

    
    

43. ohhhDatDankk Says: November 4th, 2009 at 3:22 pm 500 grams of some dankkkk!

    
    

44. i smoke kush obviously doesn't smoke kush Says: November 18th, 2009 at 12:50 pm a QP isnt even one quarter of 500grams.. fuckin’ newb

    
    

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