Dutch to Roll World’s Biggest Joint

November 22nd, 2006 by Tim

Weak-Sauce Joint in Comparison
“I’m sick of these small ass pinners!”

Sure, I’d say this is relevant, and it’s fresh off the wire. Look at the steam!

Yahoo reports that a Dutch group is in pursuit of rolling the world’s biggest (100% marijuana) joint evarrr!! Their attempt is for a 17.6 ounce (500 grams), 3.3 foot (1 meter) long badass stick of glory. If successful, it will easily decimate the previous record set at a measly 3.5 ounces (100 grams).

In hopes of anchoring this triumph into the Guinness Book of World Records, event organizer Thijs Verheij, said:

Afterwards we’ll light it up.

Fuck yeah you will. You better not let 500 grams of the finest go to waste. However, I can’t help but think what the end of that joint will look like after passing it around to a couple hundred people: the unrelenting wetness, the gooey tar build-up, the aggregation of germs.

Whatever, I think it’s great and I bless thee. Good luck Dutch group, make us proud.

[via Yahoo]


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    Clawsss Says:


    I’d STILL hit that bitch if i was the LAST ONE to hit it!

    Good to see there are countries where you can set goals of a “diverse nature” and actually be able to accomplish them too.

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    taromaru Says:

    You bet that´s the last joint you´d smoke

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    natasha Says:

    smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke , smoke smoke amd still smoking.

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    natasha Says:

    dam i wish i had that. smoke smoke smkoe

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    Victor Says:

    smoking on PURPLE eaze my mind

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    rob Says:

    Ha, thats 17.6 ounces of SCHWAG! Ill stick with hydro

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    heather Says:

    my friend, get real. the dutch don’t have schwag. have you ever smoked in the netherlands ?

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    Lord of Numa Says:

    Goddamn! Now that’s living. Whaddya suppose they rolled that beast with?

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    rob your an idiot and hydro isnt a type of weed you dumbass!!! damn i wish i was on that rotation =)

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    derek Says:

    weed is bad get a life losers

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    Beast Says:

    That’s no record I knew lots of motherfuckers back in the day that went n rolled 3 pound thunderfuck blunts. Denmark weed is a fuckin joke compared to the shit I used to get from Oregon, Washington, and Alaska as a kid.

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    Will Drake Says:

    I wanna play! I think they should smoke it in a medium sized theater and show “the wall”. That would pretty much make it the most bad ass joint rolled AND smoked.

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    Col the Aussie Says:

    Bah, what a small joint. Australians in Perth rolled a 12 meter long joint in 1983 to commemorate the 12 meter yacht racing that year (America’s Cup). Made a model yacht for it to be rapped up in as well.

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    Danno Says:

    Will, that is a badass idea, but I don’t think The Wall would last long enough for that mega joint. Follow it up with Apocalypse now, and I think that’d do ‘er.

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    Now this would be nice to have (:
    I would love it <3

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    Said Says:

    derek, weed is good. . . in moderation of course. No weed leads to serious conditions. You seem to suffer from one, psychopathic tendencies.

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    Raideo Says:

    Me and some buddies did an ounce blunt for this guys birthday present, using that as reference I would like to make the comment: DAMN! They better smoke out a room for that shit.

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    Rob is a fucking idiot Says:

    Rob you are a failure, please stfu

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    Derick needs to get his facts strait Says:

    lol nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    anon Says:

    Really? By having 5 times more mass it will “decimate” the previous record? Sounds like semi-decimation to me.

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    Tom Says:

    Whoever said hydro isn’t a type of weed is fucking dumb.
    If weed is grown in a hydropnic garden, then it’s dro. You fucking pussy.

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    man yolk Says:

    You guys foolin’ around with who can do the most gateway drug.

    You need to start playing grown-up where volume=death

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    Man Yolk Is A Terd Says:

    Man Yolk, Marijuana is not a gateway drug. I know many people who smoke pot and have never done a hard drug. It should be legal in the same way alcohol is.

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    Silvio Says:

    gateway drug?

    only the word is stupid. salt is a drug. in most European countries it was sold in pharmacies only until the 80s. Italy for example. so is salt now a gateway drug for everything? because last time i checked, every heroin user, used salt before heroin.

    it’s a mad-up word. there is no such thing as a gateway drug. just another selling argument for people who believe everything someone with a badge tells them.

    also. every heroin addict will, given the choice, if no heroin is available, use alcohol instead of weed. same goes for people who are addicted to medicine. you know, the stuff your doctor gives you. more people die of valium, then of weed. but that’s not very hard, since no person ever died of marijuana. not ever. in 6000 years recorded history. some people got beaten to death, or died in prison because of weed, but somehow i think that’s not the same.

    gateway drug. do you also believe in santa?

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    Jape Says:

    Notice he has to hold his keys: because after hitting that shit he’s not even going to remember he has hands let alone be able to find his keys again

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    Dave Says:

    hydro is a way of growing it the type is based on the seed

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    your all terds. Says:

    And on the forecast today slightly rainy with a 100% chance of marijuana fog.
    4 hours later they set the record for the biggest roach. fuck toking it i wanna rip the roach that would be mind fuck.

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    blake Says:

    ooooooooooooooooooh damn thats a big bitch

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    cheech&chong up in smoke Says:

    now that was one badass movie.
    i wonder would it really be possible to coat a truck in weed to sneek it across the border.
    dude i was so high when i watched the movie.

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    another rob hater Says:


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    Jon Says:

    “That’s no record I knew lots of motherfuckers back in the day that went n rolled 3 pound thunderfuck blunts. Denmark weed is a fuckin joke compared to the shit I used to get from Oregon, Washington, and Alaska as a kid.”

    -Beast your an idiot…. you obviously have never been to a country where marijuana is legalized and they sell exclusively hand chosen custom bred strains. its like going to a winery and saying, “this shit ain’t nothing compared to my $5 bottle!!!”

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    Jason Says:

    I cant imagine how long it took to break down all that weed.
    I sure wish I had 500 grams of weed to just toke on ….

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    jeff Says:

    prolly that regggggggy

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    BurnOut Says:

    this pic is so old that guy is on ssi

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    Chris Says:

    Just to let all of you know
    Marijuana is illegal whoever gives in too peer pressure like that is just a big dum dum

    High 24/7

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    I sMoKe KUSH Says:

    that weak ass joint… we smoked a quarter pound blunt for MY BIRTHDAY!!!! step ur game up

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    i smoke kush is a fuck Says:

    I smoke kush is a fuck head. 17.6 ounces is 1.6 ounces over a pound that means that the so called “weak ass joint” is over 4 times the mass of you “WEAK ASS JOINT” Dumb ass motherfucking idiot so how bout you shut the fuck up because you think your badass and you dont have a clue what your talking about so go fuck yourself. Oh yea and step up your game bitch.

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    i smoke kush is a cunt Says:

    hahaha is all i have to say to you.

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    i start smoking early in the mornings when my husband goes to work and kids r in school. because thats my relaxing time..my time to myself… i keep my smoking weed from my husband, and my kids. they have nooo, idea i smoke weed.

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    Gello Says:

    Jape… Simply agreed.

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    Jeff Says:

    To Rob: The Netherlands is not Denmark. Put down your “bomb-ass shit” that was probably grown on cowshit and read a fucking book.

    Also, I’d hit that like the fist of an angry god.

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    ohhhDatDankk Says:

    500 grams of some dankkkk!

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    i smoke kush obviously doesn't smoke kush Says:

    a QP isnt even one quarter of 500grams.. fuckin’ newb

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    Fuck that marijuana…. can I puff? :)

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    green bean Says:

    so ive been reading and all you kids who smoke the oz. to qp blunts are not to bright… dont get me wrong its fun at huge partys and shit but we all know 2-3 personals to the dome and you aint gettin’ no higher. so when i pay my 35$ for 2 blunts of dank and you pay your 85-300$ of mid, im getting just as stoned and saving 50-265$. BUT im a casual smoker i stay high all day but not extremely stoned.. i guess wht im tryin to say is dont smoke all the pot at once… conserve!

    toke till you choke*

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    green bean Says:

    ohh yea im plannin a senior trip and i want to go some where thats cheap close to the usa and legal to smoke pot eat shrooms and drink beer …. anybody have any ideas??!

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    Leah Says:

    @Silvio, “also. every heroin addict will, given the choice, if no heroin is available, use alcohol instead of weed. ” What the hell are you talking about? Who are you to speak for every heroin addict? My ex was a heroin addict and he wouldn’t even touch alcohol, but we’d smoke blunts all the time so by saying that you’re as much of an ignorant, assuming douche as the person to whom you’re condescending. Go to hell.

    @Picture, holy shiiiiiiit.
    That is awesome, but I don’t think I could bring myself to hit it after a couple hundred other people…

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    Nigga smoking all day Says:

    shit, if someone smokes that whole fuckin thing to himself he would be so muthafuckin permafried, that nigga would think that hes a fuckin glass of orange juice for the rest of his life. hell yea orange juice is good for you! but really you should get a bong that can fit that shit in the female and hit that shit like its the last one you can ever take.

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    yo mama Says:


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    Boss77 Says:

    wow wish i had some weed to hit right now

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    dadondada Says:

    i smoked a joint 100 grams of weed 30 grams of hash in asmetewrdam for 4/20 at the green place was that recorded by guiness?

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    KindBud Says:

    To all idiots with their dumbass comments:

    All you’re doing is fueling all of the ridiculous pot-smoker stereotypes that politicians use to keep us down. Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up, you fake, ignorant pricks.

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    puffy Says:

    take a puffy and enjoy God supplied the herb…it must be true my daddy wouldn’t lie.isn’t that right.you have anything that proves otherwise?


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    Relaxxbrahh Says:

    We Should invite Wiz Khalifa And Snoop D O G G to have a smoke of That shit WESTSIDE style

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