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Genius Calls 911 After DEA Confiscates Stash

November 21st, 2006 by Alex

Smooth move.

It’s a well known fact that marijuana use is the most freely tolerated in San Francisco and its surrounding areas. They have a liberal mayor and supportive government. Well, those things can only take you so far when the big, bad federal watchdogs are around.

This one is almost too funny to be true, but some unlucky son of a bitch in San Francisco got a seriously raw deal. Walking near the Philip Burton Federal Building around 1PM, a 20 year old, un-identified man was carrying his baby - a box filled with 1.5 pounds of herb and 12 ounces of hash - to the local marijuana co-op. His plan was to sell the greenage for $4,000 a pound and use it to fund a snowboarding trip to Tahoe. Unfortunately, he never got that far.

DEA agents, also near the federal building, were going to lunch when they smelled the un-mistakable stank of buddha. Seeing this man carrying a box with a well known hydroponics logo on it, they asked him to show its contents. Figuring this was San Francisco, and everyone smoked, he showed them the greenery. Big mistake. The DEA agents flashed their badges and confiscated his crop. It wasn’t enough marijuana to prosecute under federal law, but the government still considers it contraband, so it was taken anyway.

Most people would curse their luck and go home, but not this dude. He followed the DEA agents back to the federal building and tried to go in through the employee entrance. When he finally got the picture that he wasn’t getting his herb back, he called 911 and tried to convince the police to come out and get it back for him. Which, of course, they didn’t do.

Sucks to be that guy. But, maybe this has taught him to be a little more low-profile with his crop in the future.

[via ContraCostaTimes]

2 Comments

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    Derek Says:

    This has to be fake. There is no way that 1.5 lbs of herb would not get you charged with a federal offense. That is easily in the realm of distribution.

    I call shenanigans!


  2. Gravatar-licious
    Alex Says:

    You’d actually be surprised Derek. There are a few points that helped this guy not get charged:

    First, it’s San Francisco, those DEA agents could be smoking herb for all we know. Second, he had a medical marijuana card, so the DEA agents are well aware of the sort of uproar it would create in the MM community if some 20 year old college student got charged.

    Also, in the large scheme of things, a 1.5 lb. bust isn’t up there with the major (200+ lbs.) busts the DEA has been landing over the past couple weeks.

    Thanks for reading!



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