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The Product That Couldn’t

August 11th, 2006 by Alex

Today we have a product that would have definitely been featured in our Top 10 Most Unusual CC Products list, but Chronic Cologne never made it through the manufacturing process. If cologne that stinks like chronic isn’t unusual, and pretty stupid, I don’t know what is.

The tag line reads, “one hit is all it takes.” Usually, the whole point of cologne and air fresheners is to not smell like that herb you just puffed. I think these guys had it backwards. Maybe the instructions go something like this; 1st - irritate your eyes so they’re nice and red, 2nd - apply 1 “hit” of Chronic Cologne, 3rd - speed while driving, 4th - try and explain your way out of a nice warm jail cell.

No thanks.

It’s a good thing Darwin stepped in and killed this product before it ever hit the shelves. Now if only we can get CK1 discontinued…

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1. K Says: February 22nd, 2007 at 10:11 pm I think they were looking at it as “hey if tons of people start smelling like bud then it will be harder for people to tell if someone really is smoking or if its just the cologne” Know what i mean?? But either way i wouldn’t buy it..few hits of some white widow and i can smell like i took a shower in that bottle all dayy

   
   

2. kushonly420 Says: February 25th, 2007 at 10:50 pm I dont think non marijuana smokers know wat the cologne is for cause from the first paragrah i read it looks to me like hes a rookie.lol. Im a daily marijuana smoker. The cologne is a great product. I really love the smell of fresh natural marijuana herbs. So would defenetly buy the product. I just cant get enough of the smell of chronic. Hopefully they come up with “Kush” cologne. Stay faded peeps.

   
   

3. K Says: March 23rd, 2007 at 6:25 pm Wtf?? Decoder please?

   
   

4. Kamren Dyke Says: June 14th, 2007 at 1:16 am This one makes sence “One’s first step in wisdom is to kuesstion everything - and one’s last is to come to terms with everything.”

   
   

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